January 2011
“You drive a BMW. There is a gentrifying aura around it. That’s why they...”
– Anonymous
December 2010
“I need an outfit that screams ‘threesome.’”
– Anonymous
“i simultaneously love and hate that applying any idea to alcohol makes it so...”
– Anonymous
“I say be as slutty as possible while maintaining some warmth haha”
– Anonymous
“How dare you fist someone else. That’s MY privilege”
– Anonymous
“Happy new year mistress! Can’t wait for you to fist me in the new year!!!”
– Anonymous
“Drink a lot of vodka. Do a lot
Of drugs. Have unprotected sex. That’s what...”
– Anonymous
“No I was passed out in a ditch. Can you please screw a pooch and let me watch?”
– Anonymous
“Rofl… my what a fun mood you’re in. :-)”
– Anonymous
Sex Toy Science: The Principle of Non-Porosity →
via Nerdist | “Everyday, I talk to people about the spectrum of materials available for their heavenly pleasures. But not all toy materials are heaven-sent. Some are downright holey. [Cue cheese]
Right now, my desk is littered with some of the best the sex toy industry has to offer. As I type, my elbow nudges a soft curved doohickey and it rocks against the hardwood table. Thump.
Ah, the...
Ninja Repellent/Entertainment center →
via craigslist
Most Popular Notes of 2010 →
via Passive Aggressive Notes | PAN | “As it turns out, a lot of the notes that ya’ll liked best were more “aggressive” than “passive-aggressive.” (So, suck it haterz — the people have spoken!)
Which note would you choose as the most epic of 2010? Which notes should have been on the list, but aren’t? Cast your votes in the comments!”
“I even hit you! True love at it’s best!”
– Anonymous
“CHEATER!!! U can’t skip the aggravation of attempting to txt @ midnight on...”
– Anonymous
“It’s midnight somewhere! Happy New Years!”
– Anonymous
“(a) [I wish] all of DC’s employees were as efficient as the employees they...”
– Anonymous
“Awwww I want your tranny pussy against my hooker ass”
– Anonymous
“Sometimes even I’m appalled at the shit I say on Grindr. I just said,...”
– Anonymous
“I unfriended, unfollowed, and removed [redacted] from my Fb, Twitter, and...”
– Anonymous
Are cell phones the cigarettes of the 21st... →
via GOOD | “For anyone who watches Mad Men the unhealthy lifestyle choices so pointedly on display sometimes seem over the top. Contrived, even. But the reality is that smoking in situations that today would seem absurd or illegal—at the doctors office, in your own office, or while pregnant, for example—were a lot more common than our 21st-century political correctness might allow us to...
“if they suck it’s off to some bar to anonymously groped in a mob”
– Anonymous re [NYE parties]
“they showed up to install my cable card today….without a cable card.”
– Anonymous re [ComSuck]
“Lol so glad that u arnt dead lol!”
– Anonymous
“I am in serious need of alcohol these days…”
– Anonymous
“wow. the world is clearly conspiring to make you ever more intrepid. pat...”
– Anonymous
North Korea’s Dollar Store →
via Vanity Fair | “Office 39, North Korea’s billion-dollar crime syndicate, pays for Kim Jong Il’s missiles and cognac. Why did the Bush White House choose not to shut it down?”
Two Cheers for Anonymity →
via L.A. Weekly | “Red Medicine panicked in outing Times’ Virbila, but did no lasting harm”
7 Billion →
via National Geographic | “By 2045 global population is projected to reach nine billion. Can the planet take the strain?”
Suddenly, CES Seems More… Interesting →
via Nerdist | “‘The makers of Trojan Brand Condoms and Vibrations will use the world’s biggest innovation stage to unveil a suite of new products in sexual health — from a multi-tip personal massager to the new thinnest latex condom in brand history.’
Now, that, I did not expect.
Yes, Trojan, THE Trojan, will be exhibiting at CES. Granted, they have a line of vibrators, but,...
“Can I borrow a minion to clean my apartment please? And don’t tell them...”
– Anonymous
“You should be like “ah so, stove no wowk and I no abwe to cook wice! Need...”
– Anonymous
“Your building is trying to kill you…evidently it is succeeding”
– Anonymous
“Lol. Um, it is kind of life threatening. Not ok!”
– Anonymous
“But your cookies are scrumptious OMG I’m flirting with a girl. I need a BF”
– Anonymous
“I would like to point out I saved your life and you [redacted] me”
– Anonymous
“If the potatoes explode, it will save you from mashing them, right? Total...”
– Anonymous
“Oh - I was thinking this last text was from last night and I just got it now....”
– Anonymous
“What is the riot act? Like a one man flash mob?”
– Anonymous
“20-25 min for a quick death, 1-4 hours for a slow and painful one.”
– Anonymous re [baking potatoes + CO poisoning]
“Yay potatoes and [CO] poisoning! Happy hump day!”
– Anonymous
Police: Man hits teen over phone dispute on plane →
via CNN | “A 68-year-old Idaho man has been charged with misdemeanor battery after police say he struck a teen who would not turn off his iPhone while the plane they were in was taxiing for takeoff.”
“Please text back so you aren’t [dead]”
– Anonymous
“I’m So sorry. ..I missed these last texts. A bit late bur yes you may come...”
– Anonymous