February 2011
“I’m 43 minutes into cardio. My brain has ceased to function”
– Anonymous
clientsfromhell:
A client of mine came into my office to discuss a new site for his business, with him he brought his young child. After a few minutes the boy spoke up to indicate that he had soiled himself. He was not wearing diapers. At that point I offered up the bathroom to change the child as the smell was already quite offensive. The client very non-chalantly declined and proceeded with...
“I still think he’s too positive. Needs to find his way off a cliff or into...”
– Anonymous
“Yea, I’m so pissed and yet so amused, all at once”
– Anonymous
Practically perfect...
catalogliving:
Gary kicked off his hemp loafers in a hurry because judging from the other items in the foyer, Mary Poppins was in the living room.
“I never imagined that in the year 2011, I would see so many efforts to separate...”
– Wisconsin physician, Dr. Doug Laube, in “Abortion Providers Need Your Support.” (via mandington)
“(Just put on my Korean slippers and a bathrobe. This is so setup for a low...”
– Anonymous
“(a) I’m the dunderhead: [hyperlink redacted] (a) Totally forgot to include the...”
– Anonymous
“I’m not a masochist but it doesn’t hurt that much!”
– Anonymous
“PS you are just as much a part of this heathen gay sex scene as any of us, Ms....”
– Anonymous
“It concerns me when we’re the only two talking in this thread. It’s...”
– Anonymous
“There’s no such thing as needless titillation.”
– Anonymous
“…why are you tasting hand soap??”
– Anonymous
“I am noticing that when I pop a boner randomly and when it goes down… It...”
– Anonymous
“It’ll actually end in an orgy. And the rings will, of course, be cock...”
– Anonymous re [a (gay) wedding ceremony]
January 2011
“Will [Ferrell] is coming in as a possible boss, but everyone knows he is not...”
– Rainn Wilson, dashing some Office lovers’ hopes and restoring the faith of others.
He also revealed to us how Ferrell got his Office gig in the first place: “He called us up. He called the producers and said ‘I heard Steve’s leaving and I would like to be a part of his exit some how. I’d like to be...
Some weekend work that will (hopefully) enable... →
infoneer-pulse:
We worked with a small team of engineers from Twitter, Google and SayNow, a company we acquired last week, to make this idea a reality. It’s already live and anyone can tweet by simply leaving a voicemail on one of these international phone numbers (+16504194196 or +390662207294 or +97316199855) and the service will instantly tweet the message using the hashtag #egypt. No...
The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Eat,... →
Seriously, read this scathing review.
villagevoice:
Now THIS is some funny shit.
“My dear, I am not Asian. I have you, Pandora, and MS Word open and I am still...”
– Anonymous re [ADD]
“[…], can we just run off together ourselves? I’ll let you sleep...”
– Anonymous
“I am pooping as a product of lunch, yes”
– Anonymous
“I bet my disapproval is a delicacy somewhere.”
– Anonymous
“Hahaha I love your panic at social interactions”
– Anonymous
“My boss has just said, “I need a chauffeur, that’s what I need.” She drives a...”
– Anonymous
“No, the game has nothing to do with that. I’ve had them pumping Prozac into the...”
– Anonymous (via monmoi)
“(a) Re: what? The number of shots to do? (b) Yup. I’m about to go to lunch...”
– Anonymous
BREAKING: Judge rules entire health care reform... →
via Politico | “A federal judge on Monday ruled that the entire health care overhaul is unconstitutional, but he stopped short of ordering the federal government to stop implementing it.
Judge Roger Vinson ruled that Congress overstepped its legal bounds when it included the provision requiring nearly all Americans to buy insurance. Because the provision is key to the rest of the law, he...
“[Writing is] like standing on the edge of a cliff. This is especially true of...”
– Peter Carey (via theparisreview)
“I love the state law allowing citizens to seize vehicles”
– Anonymous re [Arizona]
“The sun is shining, the sky is beautiful (See? Now your SMS is all full of...”
– Anonymous
“I feel like I got fucked by a very large penis That’s the degree and the...”
– Anonymous
