December 2011
“WHAT DID YOU DO TO TWITTER?!”
– Anonymous
Anonymous: Spank It
A: You're not going to be in DC?!
A: .....I am unhappy
B: Pls send me a photo of your cute pale as fck white ass.
A: Why would I do such a thing if you aren't going to be there to smack it?
“I swear to god, you better be loving that penis tonight. You better be all over...”
– Anonymous
“I hate you right now. For making me be on this train. I hate you.”
– Anonymous
“Remember, gayby-sitting doesn’t require acual sitting on the charge! Good...”
– Anonymous
“A) how does he know how old you are?
B) buzzed on the bus is a good way to...”
– Anonymous
“Your/our social calendar is overwhelmingly full, only 2 things will make it...”
– Anonymous
“Drinking whiskey and thinking about you.”
– Anonymous
“I secretly hate Scrabble, for the simple reason that anyone hates Scrabble,...”
– David Samuels, Underachievers Please Try Harder (via fernandofrench)
“You’re the center of attention.”
– Anonymous
“Ps I found a scarf and have no idea where I got it. Maroon color? Maybe merlot,...”
– Anonymous
“No recollection of this convo once again, also had a screaming match with...”
– Anonymous
“I hope I never get so old I get religious.”
– Ingmar Bergman (via fuckyeahsexyatheists)
Anonymous: The Etch-a-Sketch Artist
A: I made my world map with only an inner tube... And an etch-a-sketch. So I wasn't really interested in the shower curtain version.
B: Show off. Where is it? Show me!
A: I got bored with it so I shook it off the etchasketch so i could draw these mod zebras that I was into at the time. Mod zebras are brilliant because they are already the hippest animals around.
A: They had fingerless gloves and wayfarers. I couldn't get over it.
legalryangosling:
“I don’t know [why we’re here]. People sometimes say to me, ‘Why don’t you admit...”
– Sir David Attenborough (via fuckyeahsexyatheists)
“I’ve gotten ugly, gotta pull it together”
– Anonymous
“Babysitting for who? Drinking with gays doesn’t count as babysitting”
– Anonymous
“Get ready mistress, this weekend will be epic, unlike any weekend I’ve...”
– Anonymous
“I care about you… and your large aureolae.”
– Anonymous
“Ha. I’m in a hotel which i rented so that i had peace to work and...”
– Anonymous
“A: Now, he’s giving one dating advice. It is taking ALL my willpower to...”
– Anonymous
“Optimizing for future opportunities is a careful balance of set direction mixed...”
– Anonymous
Anonymous: Coffee!
A: I am laying in bed with [...] and coffee. 😊
B: Is Coffee the new boy you picked up on the boat down there?
A: Yeah, they name their gays boys real word down here.
B: I think it's adorable the way gays are named in the uncivilized lands.
A: Yeah we met a Green Tea and an Espresso yesterday! Coffee made the cut though!
B: Aw, wonderful! Who doesn't like Coffee?
A: The coffee on this ship is fabulous!
“Sam Adams goes with EVERYTHING!”
– Anonymous
"Start At The Beginning" -by Among Savages →
“A: Deflowered? How do you deflower a gay boy?
B: You put their penis in your...”
– Anonymous
“He really is you with a penis”
– Anonymous
“Its neither manic to be excited about something nor excited in general. What You...”
– Anonymous
“lol- the volition does not transfer from height to sleep. the statement is...”
– Anonymous
“Yes Borg Queen, whatever you say”
– Anonymous
“Should I drop off some vodka?”
– Anonymous
“Beginning to think [my roommate] is just a very active figment of my...”
– Anonymous
“I need to not take this shit any more. At least not a full dose. I feel like...”
– Anonymous
“I have successfully covered both cuffs of my hoodie in snot”
– Anonymous