Fri
Aug
12
Would this freakishly tall hipster please comb his hair and shave his stubble? Thanks!
And, he’s still in the city.
#scientists were left baffled today when the ovaries of every female tumblr woman exploded #after an exhaustive investigation the cause was revealed to be Skars With Children Syndrome #symptoms include flailing; shortness of breath; uncontrollable keyboard mashing; and spontaneous explosion of ovaries #sufferers are often left disorientated and can only shout vague attempts at english such as ‘oh my god i can’t even he needs to stop’
lol
